Tuesday, November 24, 2009

drugs and the holidays......



 In the spirit of actually posting something I decided to participate in Random Tuesday Thoughts. Just steal the little pic for your blog and then mind dump.



Zoloft is the nectar of the gods. I was going bat shit crazy there for a while due to stress of living with someone with asshole tenancies, my natural predisposition to worry like a pro, and lack of funds coming in.  Been on the shit for a couple of weeks now.  I'm sleeping MUCH better, not crying, and I could give a shit when Sugar Britches decides he's going to act like a 14 y/o girl with PMS.
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Thanks to Moooog over at Mental Poo for sharing this post today. You know it's going to be a great day when you spew coffee out your nose first thing in the morning. That shit is FUNNY!
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I'm going to come out and say it.... the holidays SUCK.  I don't like all the family functions.  Not to say that I don't love my family. But shit, we all live within 20 miles of each other.  I see them all the time.  I want a day off where I don't have to do shit, especially when it involves listing to my SIL recount how she's done everything and had every experience everyone else has. And listen to my worthless niece who likes to be the center of attention by literally talking over everyone. Ack!  I really wish the dr. had prescribed some Valium with the Zoloft! Or that we were Catholic so I could drink.  Either would work.

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My mother is a kitchen nazi, bad.  She never taught any of us to cook because she would get impatient and kick us out so she could get it done.  Every year at Thanksgiving/Christmas she says she's not going to cook, then emails everyone a list of what they're to bring.  
Last year, I started off being told to bring green beans, corn, dessert, tea, and ice.  About a week before, I start getting emails... "I've got the green beans covered, I found them on sale, you don't need to bring any". Then it was, "don't worry about the corn, I have some in the freezer", then it was, "don't bring tea, I made 12 gallons this morning, I was scared you'd forget, I hope that it's enough"! My sister and SIL both received similar emails relieving them of cooking duty dish by dish.  By the time I rolled into the house that day, all I had was a bag of ice.   

Then we get the announcement from mama.... "I'm not doing this again next year if no one else is going to cook!"
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Modern Family.... have you seen this shit!!!  OMG one of my new favorite shows!  I would post a clip from it, but I honestly can't narrow it down to my favorite. Just go watch all the episodes right now,  you won't be disappointed!
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That's all I've got for today.  Maybe now that the drugs have taken hold, I will be in the mood to post/comment more.  


If not, I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving! 

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